A square cow quacking for biscuits, a squirting pig, a one eyed blue cat, dancing carrots, a giant roaming poo, Beasties is a petting zoo with a difference. Set up to be partly observational and partly interactive, there’s fish birds to feed and Deloras will sing for you if you pat her enough. There’s also a pair of keepers to oversee the animals, answer your questions, and keep the poo from following you home.